If you’re living your life day after day, playing video games, drudging through work, or just actively being alive without a self-purpose; you have No Life, and that’s why we’re here. It’s not a bad thing, in fact over 75%* of humans consider themselves not to have a life.
You hear the term through the news, family, coworkers, but that’s coming from people who have a life, or have clouded their judgement through socializing. A life to them is being an inactive social butterfly that is a productive member of society in the eyes of everyone. That is exhausting.
Having no life is being driven to immerse yourself in life the way you want (legally) no matter how long it takes or how badly you need to clean. So go out there, play video games all day long, practice your art until the sun rises, lounge around until you merge with the couch, or become a workaholic to the point that you can enjoy a full weekend without a single person talking to you.
This club is a philosophy. By not having a life, you’re part of this club.
*Probably not a real number. Don’t quote us.