Our Philosophy

If you’re living your life day after day, playing video games, drudging through work, or just actively being alive without a self-purpose; you have No Life, and that’s why we’re here. It’s not a bad thing, in fact over 75%* of humans consider themselves not to have a life.

You hear the term through the news, family, coworkers, but that’s coming from people who have a life, or have clouded their judgement through socializing. A life to them is being an inactive social butterfly that is a productive member of society in the eyes of everyone. That is exhausting.

Having no life is being driven to immerse yourself in life the way you want (legally) no matter how long it takes or how badly you need to clean. So go out there, play video games all day long, practice your art until the sun rises, lounge around until you merge with the couch, or become a workaholic to the point that you can enjoy a full weekend without a single person talking to you.

This club is a philosophy. By not having a life, you’re part of this club.

*Probably not a real number. Don’t quote us.

A Short History

The club was originally founded in 2006 by a pair of friends that had originally met on an online high-school. (which is not recommended, but in this world of pandemics, what choice does anyone have.)

Originally founded with the purpose of being online all day, not going outside and getting a tan only through the LCD of a monitor on an online forum. (In the late 90s’ and early 00’s a popular means of communication were message boards, also known as forums). Due to life finding a way, also technology, and corporate greed, the forum went to garbage and the club continued on without it.

After more than a decade, the No Life Club continues to exist, in some form.

May 2006

Initial Creation

August 2007

First Website Created


Club Continued On




New Website Launches


Joining is very simple! Reading this page and getting this far, there is a good chance you’re already in this club.

Want to make it official? All you have to do contact us, including your name, email and why you want to join.

Now you’re wondering, what perks do I get? Look at all the perks of officially joining:








Original Creators and Members


From Past and Present
  • Alice
  • Alisha
  • Allison
  • Andrew
  • Angel
  • Asauna
  • Ashley
  • Austin P.
  • Bharat
  • Brea
  • Brian
  • Cole P.
  • Danielle B.
  • Devin S.
  • Dylan
  • Hope
  • Jacob V.
  • Jenna A.
  • Jessica
  • Jessica R.
  • Jessika
  • Jimmy
  • Joan
  • John R.
  • Jordan
  • Josie
  • Kayla
  • Kjell
  • Lizzy
  • Madeleine
  • Madelyn
  • Marcello
  • Marco
  • Phoebe
  • Qui Huang
  • Rachel
  • Ravishankar
  • Rebecca
  • Robert
  • Spencer
  • Steve
  • Susan
  • Vanessa
  • Vincent


Reach out and let us know you’re ready to join!

When your email is received you will get a response within a reasonable amount of time with an update on your application. We need your name and email so we can add you to the list, and have a way to contact you on updates of your application.


Print and Hang on your Wall!

It’s time to be officially recognized for your achievements for Having No Life. Print these official NLC Certificates, fill in your name, and display proudly.

  • Having No Life


Max-Introvert Series

  • Explorer

    Left your House

  • Expedition

    Left the House 2 Days In a Row

  • Gulliver

    Left the House 3 Days in a Row

Max-Extrovert Series

  • Internet Famous

    10+ followers on Social Media

  • Gossip Girl/Boy

    Knows all the hot gossip

  • Malls Closed

    Talked with friends so long they closed the mall on you

Energetic Series

  • Dawn Walker

    Wake up before the sun rises to walk

  • Trailblazer

    Climbed a Mountain

  • Completed a Marathon

    Next up, Ultramarathon

Drained Series

  • Active Potato

    Got off the Couch

  • Splish Splash

    You Took a Bath

  • Litteraly Woke

    Get out of Bed

Talkative Series

  • Soapbox

    Gave a Speech to a Small Crowd

  • Outspoken

    Participated in a Large Discussion

  • Speaker of the House

    Gave a Speech in front of a Large Crowd

Silent Series

  • Listener

    12+ Hours without Speaking

  • Silent Type

    24+ Hours without Speaking

  • Quiet Monk

    Get out of Bed

Gamer Series

  • First Time

    100% a Video Game

  • Five Timer

    100% 5+ Video Games

  • Master Beater

    100% 10+ Video Games

Hard Worker Series

  • Got a Job

  • Worked at a Job for 1 Year

  • Worked at a Job for 10 Years

Wholesome Series

  • Adopt-a-Thon

    Adopted an Animal

  • Rested

    Had a Good Nights Rest

  • Hulk Out

    Completed Radiation Treatment

  • Friendship

    Made a Friend



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